Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Day at Sea



            Sunday, 17 Jun 2018 – Sally hadn’t slept well and had been awake for much of the night.  We went to breakfast at 9:30 AM and sat with a couple from the Toronto area, Wayne and Ellie.  They are bird watchers and haven’t been on very many cruises.  They joined this cruise because they are interested in seeing some of the birds in northern Norway.  A little while after breakfast, we found our way to the ship’s library and checked out a few books.
            At lunch we shared a table with Carlotta & Dale from the San Francisco area.  After they left, we chatted with a Larry and Joyce from Raleigh, NC.  We told them that we attended a graduation at Campbell University Medical School in North Carolina last May 2017, and it turned out that Larry had graduated from Campbell University many, many years ago (in the dark ages to quote him)!  After lunch, we returned to our cabin, and Sally napped while Jesse did a little hand laundry.
            Because tonight was the first of three “Gala” nights, we dressed up and went to the main dining room for dinner.  Since no tables were available, we were given a pager.  We sat outside the dining room and chatted with another couple for quite a while.  Finally, we were given a table, which we shared with Anita from Vancouver.  She has been widowed for about a year and is traveling alone.  Although Capt. Dag Dvergastein was giving a “Welcome Aboard” at 7:45 PM, we were eating until about 8:30 and so missed all of that.  (Apparently, alcohol had been served because we were given small glasses of complimentary champagne near the end of our dinner.)  After dinner, we danced for about 45 minutes.  One other couple danced to one song; otherwise, we were the only dancers this time.  When they took requests, we asked for a Tango and then a Swing.  We also danced the Cha Cha at least once.  Before bed, we watched the end of the movie, “Allied,” starring Brad Pitt.

Monday, June 18, 2018

Amsterdam, Netherlands & Embarkation



Tuesday, 12 Jun 2018 & Wednesday, 13 Jun 2018 – We just embarked on our very first Holland America Cruise!  Although we had heard a lot about Holland America cruise line and had wanted to try them out, this is the first cruise that we found that peaked out interest and fit into our busy schedule.  Sally was mainly the one interested in this cruise.  Since we had heard that Holland America ships are full of old people and include ballroom dancing areas, we knew we should fit right in.
This time, Jesse had a hard time finding time to pack because he was busy organizing a church function that took place Monday night, along with many home maintenance projects and the usual yard work.  After staying up late Monday night and setting an early alarm, he managed to finish packing just in time and so far, we haven’t done too badly.  After driving only a short distance from home, we remembered our cell phone and returned home to get it.  Lucky! 
Our flight left Peoria, IL at 1:50 PM, Tuesday, 12 Jun 2018.  Our connecting flight to Chicago was on a small United Airlines plane, in which steam came up from the floor, at least in the rear of the plane where we were seated.  Across the aisle and forward one row, water dripped from the ceiling, causing an alarm to blast repeatedly for a few minutes until it was turned off – but the water continued to drip slowly.  There had also been at least problem with seat assignments, with two people assigned to one seat, but that was resolved before takeoff.  We had suspected that the computer was down in Peoria because our gate was posted incorrectly on the departure list and was never corrected.  Also, they did not scan our boarding passes; instead, they put check marks next to our names on a paper list.
On our United Airlines flight from Chicago to Amsterdam, we sat on the last row in the middle section but with access to an aisle.  Seated next to Sally was a young lady (29 years old) from Monterey, Mexico but with fluency in English.  She owns her own business (lighting design) but was on vacation, visiting friends and family in Belgium and France.  [So much for the perception that some Americans have that Mexicans are all a lowly bunch crossing our border in order to commit all kinds of crimes!]  Jesse attempted to watch the movie “Black Panther,” but dozed through most of it.  Sally tried unsuccessfully to sleep.
At about 8:45 AM, Wednesday, 13 Jun 2018 we arrived in Amsterdam.  With the time change, we lost 7 hours, which we’ll get back on our return trip.
Hotel Mozart, Amsterdam, Netherlands
We arrived by taxi at the Mozart Hotel, with a [typical] narrow frontage along the outermost canal encircling the inner city.  The time was about 10:30 AM, but we sat in the lobby, using one of our laptops, until 1:00 when we were allowed access to our room.  Time went quickly.  Then, after napping most of the afternoon, we walked about 10 minutes to a McDonalds and a gelato shop.  There was also a Starbucks nearby, which we skipped – free cappuccino was available at our hotel!  Also, we stopped at a drug store and purchased toothpaste (on sale for only 1 euro).  Usually, we both bring toothpaste, but this time we had both forgotten.  Lucky again!
This was our first night in Amsterdam, where we would stay three nights until Saturday, 16 Jun 2018, when we would board our Holland America cruise ship.  Meanwhile, we would spend some time sightseeing.
Thursday, 14 Jun 2018 – During our first night in Europe, Jesse stayed up late and Sally had trouble sleeping.  However, we slept well from about 6:30 to 11:00 AM., straight through breakfast.  We found a couple of granola bars in our luggage, leftover popcorn from the Chicago Airport, and free fruit and cappuccino from the hotel lobby (available all day).  We then lounged around the hotel until about 4:00 PM.
Local Park
Anne Frank's House
Just as we were leaving the hotel, it started raining, at first just a light sprinkle.  But we donned our windbreakers and walked towards Anne Frank’s house, which was quite a distance, especially in the rain, which came down much harder most of the time.  Although there is a museum there, tickets need to be purchased online about two months in advance in order to enter.  Anyway, we took photos of the outside of the house and headed back. 
After looking over menus at several restaurants, we decided to return to McDonalds and the gelato shop!  This McDonalds had an excellent salad with very-green greens, along with crispy chicken.
Sally Resting from Long Walk
Sex Shop Near Red Light District
Friday, 15 Jun 2018 – Jesse awoke at about 8:30 AM; Sally had already been awake since 5:00 AM; and this time we made it to the hotel breakfast.  After our previous visit to Amsterdam, people often asked us if we had visited the Red Light District.  Therefore, early this afternoon we started our long walk there.  Although we had copied directions from a map program on our laptop, soon we had trouble following them due to a lack of clear street signs.  Eventually, we arrived in that area, very tired, though Sally definitely worse for having been attacked by some tree allergens.  (Her spring allergy had been light and over with in Iowa, but apparently about 3 weeks later – and very intense – in Amsterdam!)
Although Jesse found the Red Light District interesting, Sally felt uncomfortable and we stayed only a few minutes.  However, we were there long enough to see about five scantily-clad women in the windows.  Except for one, they were Caucasian and in their late 30s or early 40s.  There was one black woman that appeared to be in her mid- to late 50s.  Jesse smiled at them, but none of them smiled back, and only the black woman made eye contact.  (Later, when we shared this information with a taxi driver, he said that the women who work in the district are oppressed, and none of them really want to be there.)  Somehow, Jesse had thought prostitution might be different in this Red Light District than it is in the U.S., since it is legal here.  We also passed several “souvenir” shops that sold various “adult” toys, etc.  Following the map on our return trip, we took a more direct route and arrived back at our hotel in less time than it had taken to get there.
We had arranged to meet Jesse’s college girl friend, Barbara, for dinner.  Therefore, after cleaning up and resting a bit, we set out to find her apartment.  Again, the directions that we copied from the map computer program did not work very well.  Finally, one of the locals pointed us in the right direction, so that the estimated 13 minute walk took us 30 minutes!
Fiko Italian Restaurant, Amsterdam
Barbara had invited us up to see her place, originally for wine.  However, since we were going to be late for our restaurant reservation, Barbara called Uber for a ride there.  At about 7:20 PM we arrived at the Fiko Italian Restaurant for our 7:15 PM reservation but, luckily, they were still holding our table.  After dinner, Barbara tried giving us directions back to our hotel, but ended up walking us all the way back.  It was after 11:00 PM by then, but she said she would be fine walking back to her apartment because Amsterdam is a very safe city.  (In what American city could we say that?)  At any rate, Jesse and Barbara had a great time catching up, and Sally enjoyed meeting Barbara.
Saturday, 16 Jun 2018 – We awoke to our alarm clock at 8:30 AM, ate breakfast at the hotel, and packed up our suitcases.  Checkout time was 12:00 noon, and we were at the desk at 11:50.  A taxi was called for us, and we arrived at the cruise terminal by about 12:25 PM.  Although ship boarding was supposed to begin at 1:00 PM and we had expected a long line, we stood no longer than about two minutes and were in our cabin before 1:00 PM.  Already, this cruise was unique!
Although we have stayed in numerous cruise cabins by now, this Holland America cabin is much different from others in several ways:  (1) The cabin doorway is not flush with the main hall, but is entered from a short hall extending in from the main hall (and is opposite the next-door cabin doorway).  Therefore, the cabin door is on a side wall of the cabin.  (2) The cabin is larger than any other cabin we have had (we’ve never stayed in a suite, but this is not a suite).  (3) There is a walk-in closet with a huge amount of storage space.  (4) The long, narrow bathroom includes a bathtub!  (5) The rest of the cabin is roomy, too.  We have a small sofa (usually there’s no sofa), an end table on each side of the bed (sometimes there’s only one), a small coffee table (uncommon), a padded chair (unusual), and a rectangular stool/bench (about 24 inches wide).
We discovered that our cabin is the middle section of the ship on the fifth deck, close to the elevator that takes us up to Deck 7 where the main dining room is located and to Deck 11 where the Lido Market (buffet) is located; both are only a few steps from the elevator.  Since only one of the two small elevators at the rear of the ship is currently operational, there is usually a little bit of a wait.  We soon ate our first meal (soup and salad) in the buffet before returning to our cabin.  Shortly, our luggage arrived, and we were able to put away most of our belongings before the required safety drill.  This drill started out to be confusing because the staff members were called first on the loud speaker, and then there was a long pause before passengers were called.  (Many of us thought we had missed part of the announcement.)  However, we were told not to bring life jackets, and everyone lined up on the deck for a very brief check-in.
A vigil Mass was celebrated at 5:00 PM in the Wajang Theater on Deck 8.   (That’s another plus for this cruise!)  Although (of course) we had trouble finding the theater and arrived late, the priest, Fr. Paul, had not started yet.  Only nine passengers were in attendance; Jesse volunteered Sally to do the second reading.  Fr. Paul is a retired priest from San Francisco, CA, and has served as priest on numerous cruises.  Some of the other cruise lines used to have priests on board but, in recent years, we’ve missed Mass during our cruises.  Although it used to be Costa Cruise Lines policy to always have a priest on board, none was aboard on our last Costa cruise.  A few times, we’ve tried to find churches on shore, with little success.
For dinner, we returned to the Lido Market, where a variety of tasty food was laid out for the taking.  George and Margo of near Portland, OR, shared their table with us.  After eating, we returned to our cabin to don dancing shoes and then went to the Ocean Bar for dancing to a 3-piece band:  pianist/vocalist (woman), drummer, and bass (electronic).  In the 20 minutes or so of our dancing, they played a good cha-cha and also a tango (a special treat).  When they took a break, we returned to our cabin.
After taking a soothing bath, Sally fell asleep almost instantaneously.

Saturday, March 17, 2018

Debarkation & En Route Home

            Thursday, 15 Mar 2018 – We awoke to our alarm at 3:30 AM, and room service brought us breakfast at 3:45 AM.  Although we had asked for it to be delivered at 4:00 AM, Spiro had warned us that room service always delivers meals about 15 minutes early (and so we were dressed when it arrived!).
We left the ship at 5:00 AM, went through immigration, picked up our luggage, and took a taxi to the airport, arriving at 6:00 AM.  We checked our luggage, went through immigration, and were at our gate by 7:10 AM.  While waiting for our gate to open at 8:10 AM, we talked with Kathy, Jim, and Mike, all of whom had disembarked and were also on the same flights as us from Singapore to San Francisco, and then from San Francisco to Houston; there, we would part our ways.  They had left the ship an hour after us but had purchased a ship’s transfer, which was much more expensive than our taxi.  Although we sat at the airport for an extra hour, we hadn’t wanted to take any chances in missing our flight and were just grateful that we made it!
This was our first time on Singapore Airlines.  They had the same 15.5 pound limitation on carry-on bags as Emirate and China Airlines, which Emirate had strictly enforced, but lucky for us, China had not.  Because we had not wanted to take a chance, since we were allowed to check two bags each for free, we checked our carry-on bags.  Our coach seats were reasonably comfortable (in Jesse’s opinion) and he had an aisle seat; therefore, we had little problem in getting up for trips to the lavatory for necessities and stretching.  We were served three meals during the flight, and wine was offered with dinner, but it wasn’t offered again.  Jesse supposed we could have asked for more, but we didn’t.  Sally compare the meals on this flight with those served on the United Airlines flight from Shanghai to Chicago in September 2017; that time, the food was Chinese but not what we would have chosen in Chinese restaurants!  This time, though the food was a little better, the “eggs” served for breakfast seemed more like Jello.
The service could have been better on this flight.  The passengers on special diets received their meals at least one-half hour before other people; then there seemed to be no order of who would receive their meals next.  The passengers sitting on either side of us were almost finished with their meals before we received ours.  Once, Sally received her meal much earlier than Jesse.  (We sat in the middle section; Sally, being the middle passenger of the entire row, could be served from either aisle.)
One of Sally’s major complaints is that water was offered so rarely on our Singapore to San Francisco flight.  On previous flights, bottles of water were distributed generously by flight attendants to passengers who were awake during the long night.  On this flight, water could be requested; however, the result was a small plastic glass that was only two-thirds full – in other words, just a few swallows!  Sally usually fills one or two bottles with water from airport fountains before boarding a plane; however, in Singapore, during the last half-hour before the flight, passengers were kept in a secure room, with no water fountain (or restroom) available.  Sally was already thirsty by the time she boarded the plane in Singapore!
The flight was 14.5 hours.  Jesse watched the last season of the “Game of Thrones” series before finishing up with the movie “The Shape of Water.”  Sally watched “The Shape of Water” and “Darkest Hour.”  We slept very little.
In San Francisco, we went through immigration and picked up our checked luggage.  Then we rechecked our luggage for our domestic flights.  Since there was a charge for checked luggage, we decided that we would not check our carry-on bags this time; however, the clerk allowed us to check a third bag for free, so we only had to keep one carry-on bag.  (The result was that Sally did not have to pull a carry-on at this point; she carried only Jesse’s CPAP machine – which was good because she nearly needed to be carried herself after that long flight!)
Upon landing, we faced a discrepancy in gates.  Although our boarding passes identified Gate 74, the airport screen displayed gate 66.  We asked one of the airline clerks, but she didn’t know which was correct.  When we were almost to Gate 66, the airport screen changed its display to Gate 74 – and we walked again.  Anyway, when we arrived at the correct gate, it was check-in time.
Again, we had aisle seats on this 3.5 hour flight; however, we found them very cramped.  We were each given a tiny bag of pretzels and a choice of beverages.
By this time, Sally’s brain felt the effects of sleep deprivation, and of her body being wedged into a tiny space.  Her first flight was in 1958, when there seemed plenty of space, food, and drinks; air travel was actually enjoyable.  However, by 2018 the quality air travel has totally disintegrated – except for passengers who choose to pay very high prices for spacious accommodations!  Less and less is being offered for a coach ticket, as seats are being moved closer and closer.  How about some alternative, some competition, for airplanes?  Back in the 1940’s, 1950’s, and 1960’s, Sally rode on trains – the first time was in 1944, from Illinois to Georgia.  But, unlike other developed countries, our country has not been active in making train travel more accessible – so that most people choose to fly long distances even within the U.S.  ---  Scotty, please just “beam” us up!
By the time we arrived at the Houston airport, we were both exhausted, and we faced a long walk to Gate C11.  At one point, we used the restrooms, and then resumed our walk to our gate - but in the wrong direction.  After realizing our error and getting back to the restrooms where we had stopped, Sally remarked that she didn’t think she could make it to Gate C11.  Luckily, an “elder-cart” driver saw us struggling and gave us a ride to our gate!  While Sally sat at the gate, Jesse walked back to a Wendy’s and purchased our dinner.  After eating, we both felt considerably better.
For a little over an hour we sat at the gate before boarding our 1.5-hour flight to Memphis.  Again, we had aisle seats, but these were much roomier and comfortable than the seats on our previous flight – and even the lavatories were larger!  We were offered beverages.
At the Memphis airport, Verna and Earl were waiting for us.  We stayed in Memphis for two nights until we adequately recovered from our flights before the long drive home to Bettendorf.  We mostly slept during or stay in Memphis, but we did manage to have dinner one night with Verna and Earl, while watching a recording of “Get Out” on TV.  Altogether, this cruise was very enjoyable and memorable; we learned a lot of history and geography, and made many new friends!

Signing off from another GREAT cruise!

Singapore

            Wednesday, 14 Mar 2018 – Today was our last full day at sea.  As with Kuala Lumpur, we had visited Singapore previously.  In addition to spending two nights there prior to our Norwegian cruise last March, we had taken a “debark" tour of the city prior to our flight home after a Princess cruise in October 2013.
Therefore, instead of going ashore, we spent the day packing and saying goodbye to our new cruise friends, including some of the Oceania cruise staff.  As usual, we enjoyed breakfast and lunch, after which Rich and Helma stopped by our cabin so that we could download some of their photos to our laptop.
After dinner in the Terrace Café, we joined Spiro and Christina for dessert on the outside terrace, just a few yards from our dinner table.  There, we could see the city lights, and we watched the water/fireworks display that took place in the harbor.  Although we had avoided sitting outside previously in the heat and humidity, tonight it was very comfortable, thanks to a gentle breeze.  Therefore, we regretted not sitting there previously.
"Last Dance" in the Horizon Lounge
After placing our luggage in the corridor for pickup, we went up to the Horizon Lounge for the Farewell Dance Party.  Unfortunately, we were the only dancers there.  Spiro and Christina, who were also leaving the ship in Singapore, had told us earlier that they would be skipping the party.  However, Helma came up to take photos of us dancing and to wish us a “bon voyage.”  We also gave our farewell to ship’s orchestra; in return, they expressed appreciation for our regular dancing.
Although Sally was asleep by midnight, Jesse stayed up until 1:30 AM to finish a Michael Crichton book he was reading.  At home, Jesse hardly ever reads; however, this was his fourth book on this cruise.  He says that’s because the ship doesn’t have cable TV!  On the other hand, Sally read only three books; she spent much of her time writing most of the Blog, instead of merely editing it this time.  In this way, her 71 days seemed to go very fast.  Although Sally was ready to go home before the end of our 38-day cruise (our longest before this one), she lasted the entire 71 days with joy still in her heart!

Kuala Lumpur (Port Kelang)

             Tuesday, 13 Mar 2018 – We had visited Kuala Lumpur during our cruise last March.  Although we had considered taking a free shuttle to the mall after breakfast, Sally napped instead; then after lunch, it seemed not enough time left for a trip to the mall before the ship’s 5:00 PM departure time.  (The original itinerary had indicated a 7:00 PM departure.)
When we swam from 6:45 to 7:15, we were surprised by the fact that it was light the entire time.  Lately, when we swam this late, usually either the sun was setting or had already set, and we were mostly in the dark.  But tonight, it was still light when we emerged from the hot tub!
During dinner, we talked with Jack and Kathy, who are continuing on the world cruise.  There was no dancing scheduled for tonight.

At Sea (2 Days)

            Sunday, 11 March 2018 – We barely made it to breakfast in the Terrace Café before the 10:00 AM closing time. When we were almost done, Helma stopped by our table, and then later, Rich joined us.  We talked until 12:00 PM!  Later, we were back at the Terrace Café for lunch, of course just before their 2:00 PM closing time.
We had been discussing the possibility of making a deposit, while still cruising, for a future Oceania cruise.  The deposit is fully refundable if not used within a two-year period.  Also, they give you a $100.00 shipboard credit on your current cruise, plus a best price guarantee up until the day of sailing for the future cruise.  Anyway, we’ve enjoyed this cruise so much that we decided to make a deposit for a future Oceania cruise, which we plan to apply on a portion of the World Cruise that starts in January 2020.  Rich and Helma have booked 162 days of the Word Cruise and will be sailing round trip from San Francisco. That’s a little too long for us!
Jesse's Birthday Dinner with Rich & Helma
We swam for 30 minutes before meeting Rich and Helma in the Grand Dining Room at 7:00 PM for dinner, taking with us the bottle of champagne that we had won for dancing.  Since we would be leaving the ship prior to Jesse’s 17 March birthday, Helma had told the Maitre D that today was Jesse’s birthday, so the staff sang “Happy Birthday” to Jesse and gave us a birthday cake and ice cream to share!  As usual, after dinner in one of the dining rooms, we finished too late for dancing tonight.  Before retiring, we sat our clocks ahead another 30 minutes.
Jesse's Birthday Cake
Monday, 12 Mar 2018 – The ship’s original itinerary had included a stop at Penang, Malaysia for today.  However, since our departure from Yangon, Myanmar, had been delayed on 10 Mar 2018, there was not adequate time in our schedule to accommodate the stop at Penang.  So instead, we were awarded another relaxing at-sea day!  (So sad – not!)
Again, this morning we barely made it to the Terrace Café for breakfast; however, since Jesse woke Sally too late from her afternoon nap for us to make it there at all for lunch, we ate lunch outside at the Waves Grill.  There, we had salads, ice tea, and shared a milkshake for lunch.  This was our first milkshake on the ship.  It was made only with milk and ice cream, so it didn’t compare to the delicious milkshakes we enjoy at home!   (Sally liked it a lot.  She thought it tasted homemade.)
After dinner we danced again.  Christina and Spiro had one of the other passengers take a photo of the dancers.
Dancers (R to L):  Jesse, Sally, Spiro, Christina, Bob, Lois, Gloria, Lloyd, Marni, & Harry,

Monday, March 12, 2018

Rangoon, Burma (Yangon, Myanmar) (3 Days)

            Thursday, 8 March 2018 – We have now posted a map of South and Southeast Asia in the 1 March 2018 write-up of Malé, Maldives.  Myanmar is also shown on this map.  Most Americans (including us!) had no idea where some of these places are located.
Originally, our ship was scheduled to port in Yangon, Myanmar at 1:00 PM and we had booked an afternoon tour.  However, entrance and navigation of the Yangon River is subject to the tide schedule and maneuvering is only feasible in slack water.  For this reason, the Insignia delayed its arrival in Yangon until 6:00 PM.  For all practical purposes, this was another at-sea day for us, and our tour was rescheduled for Saturday morning.
We slept late, practically running to breakfast.  However, unlike yesterday, strawberries, large black raspberries, plus red raspberries were still available.  (Are we spoiled?  The answer is a resounding YES!)
Jesse continued nursing his neck/shoulders back to health after sleeping wrong (or lying in bed in a bad position to read his book).  Although swimming and sitting in the hot tub seem to relieve his pain for a while, he wears a neck cushion in the cabin.  He’s also been popping Ibuprofin.  Proof of his pain: it has even interfered with his sleep which, for him, is a rarity.  However, it hasn’t hurt his appetite!
We swam from 5:30 to 6:00 PM, which was perfect and almost no one else was using the pool.  Many people were either getting ready to go ashore, or watching from the upper deck as the ship was docking.  From our cabin, we could see at least six buses waiting on the pier.  After that, we ate dinner in the sparsely populated café.  And much later, we danced for a half hour before the show.  We were the only regular dancers present, but were joined by another couple, who appeared to be new to ballroom dancing.  They always waited for us to see which type of dance they should do for each song.
Christina and Spiro had booked an evening tour as well as an optional overnight tour, leaving at 3:15 AM Friday – somewhat like our Machu Picchu trip when we cruised on the western side of South America in 2014 and others have left the ship for other optional trips.  Although a comedian was going to be performing later, his audience was going to be extremely small!
Friday, 9 March 2018 – First, a little information on Myanmar.  Myanmar, sometimes still called by its former name of Burma, is bordered by India and Bangladesh to its west, Thailand and Laos to its east, and China to its north and northeast.  To its south lies the Bay of Bengal and the Andaman Sea.  Buddhism is the dominant religion in the country.  After three Anglo-Burmese wars in the 19th century, the British took over the administration of Myanmar.
Although Myanmar was granted independence in 1948 as a democratic nation, following a coup d‘état in 1962, it became a military dictatorship.  For most of its independent years, the country has been engrossed in rampant ethnic strife and its myriad ethnic groups have been involved in one of the world’s longest running ongoing civil wars.  During this time, the United Nations and other organizations have reported consistent and systematic human right violations in the country.  According to the Internet, the income gap in Myanmar is among the widest in the world, as a large proportion of the economy is controlled by supporters of the former military government.  Very little of the nation’s wealth goes toward health (which is very poor).
Horse and Cart Ride
Today our 3.5-hour tour “Experience Local Life in Thanlyin” began at 8:00 AM with Romey as our guide.  After reaching the edge of the sleepy town of Thanlyin in our tour bus, we enjoyed a horse and cart ride for perhaps 15 minutes.  The cart had a front bench seat, and two rear bench seats on opposite sides of the cart.  At first, Jesse and I rode facing each other on the two rear seats, while the driver sat on the right side of the cart’s frame to balance the load; however, later he asked Jesse to move forward to the front seat to help with the balance; then the driver was able to sit on the other side of the front seat.  (This was obviously much more comfortable for him.)
When we climbed out of the cart, we each boarded a “trishaw.”  In this case, one man on a bicycle supplied the power while only one passenger sat in the side car immediately beside the cyclist.  The man who transported Sally always stood on his bicycle pedals while pumping, never sitting, and passed the driver in front of him, who was struggling with a heavier load (a portly man).   Eventually, Jesse’s driver helped push him up the hill with his vehicle.  (Although Jesse is rather “portly” also, his driver was much younger and more muscular.)
Trishaw Ride
This “trishaw” ride lasted perhaps 20 minutes before stopping at a local shopping market, where our tour group walked past the shopping stalls.  Some of the prices were very good.  (Romey had told us that Myanmar manufactures nothing; everything they sell is made in China.)  We also used toilets (for which there was a charge, but our excursion covered it).  Not unexpectedly, these were “floor” toilets.  Sally had hoped to take a photo for people who have never been to the countries that have them, but she forgot to take a camera with her.  (If you have never had to use one, just be grateful!)
Buddhist Bon Pyan Monastery
Next, our bus transported us to the Buddhist Bon Pyan Monastery, where we removed shoes and socks before entering.  According to information supplied to ship passengers, this monastery is “entirely constructed of teak wood and stands exactly as it did from the day it was built more than 100 years ago.”  As we walked on the worn floor boards where some small holes were evident, Jesse commented to Sally that the building needed a little maintenance.  From the outside, it could be seen that the monastery was built with seven “layers.”  Some of our group climbed up a narrow, curving stairway to the next level; however, the sloping ceiling about halfway up the staircase made it dangerous for taller people to climb up.  One woman bumped her head on the ceiling so hard that it brought tears to her eyes.
From the monastery, our group walked down a residential street, peering through front gates at the local people, who usually smiled.  This was an effort to interact with the community.  Several in our group were busily photographing the people, without asking them, which we thought seemed rude.  However, in general, the residents seemed very friendly.
Romey, who is in his early 40’s, told us that his country is currently having problems, and also has had them previously.  In fact, he left the country twice in bad times and went to Singapore, where he was able to find work.  He would like to go there again now, but wants to go alone so that he could save his earnings; otherwise, supporting a family in Singapore would use up all of the money he earned.  However, his wife will not agree to his going there alone.  They have two young children, aged 6 and 3.  On his phone, he showed his 6-year-old daughter speaking very good English (better English than his, he remarked).  When asked, Romey told us today that life expectancy in Myanmar is 65 for a woman and 60 for a man.  He mentioned that he may only have 17 years left!
According to Romey, the current trouble in his country is taking place at the borders where drugs are coming in.  If the drugs could be taken away from the dealers, most of the major problems would end; however, human rights activists are preventing this from happening.  At least, this was his opinion.
Romey also pointed out large, fenced-in lots, with no buildings on them.  People don’t save money in the bank because of high inflation, but land is a good investment, he told us.  In fact, he has purchased two acres of land at $4,000 per acre, and he pays someone to plant rice on it.  However, he said that a law stipulates that land belongs to the person who works it – which could mean that he could end up forfeiting ownership of his property to the ones he is paying to tend the rice!
Although the temperature and humidity were high today, when we were outdoors in the shade, it was not too uncomfortable.  The bus was very cool, but we weren’t on it very long.  All in all, we had a very enjoyable day.
As soon as we arrived back at the cabin, we changed to dry clothes and went to lunch.  Then, Sally slept all afternoon, to make up for not sleeping much the previous night.  Just as it was starting to get dark at 6:30 PM, we swam for a half hour before dinner.  Although we planned to dance at 8:45 PM, we discovered when we arrived at the Horizons Lounge that the band was not there; in fact, Bingo was being played there.  Apparently there was a change in schedule that we missed!
Saturday, 10 March 2018 – Today we had our second excursion in Myanmar and our last scheduled tour on our 71-day cruise.  At 8:50 AM, our bus left the pier for our 5-hour tour called “Taste of Yangon.” Yangon served as the capital of Myanmar until 2006, when the military government relocated the capital to a city built for that purpose in central Myanmar.  With over 7 million people, Yangon is Myanmar’s largest city and its most important commercial center.
Although the name of the tour sounds like we would be served food, this was not the case.  We were going to visit a pagoda and a huge reclining Buddha statue.  Our bus was fourth in a line, all going to the same places and having a police escort (on a motorcycle) who stopped traffic when the buses turned left on a busy road, for example.
On Singuttara Hill
Our guide told us to call him “Kay” because his given name was difficult for us to say.  He spoke with a heavy accent (as had our guide the previous day), but his information was very interesting.  Kay had been a veterinarian with his own clinic from 1988 to 1998.  Besides serving health needs of animals, he also helped people with their medical problems.  (His grandfather and father also had been doctors.)  However, he was on the side of “the people,” not of the military, and in 1998 he was told to destroy his clinic or they would destroy it.  After that time, he changed careers and became a tour guide.  He might be in his 50’s.  We felt great sadness for all people who have to endure life in place where there is little hope for a better life and often fear that it could become worse.
First today, we visited the world-famous Shwedagon Pagoda or Stupa Shwedagon.  The 2,500-year-old pagoda is located on the 190-foot Singuttara Hill.  For centuries, this glittering golden stupa has been highly venerated as a symbol of architectural perfection, and the appearance of Gautama Buddha in the present world.  Its spire soars a massive 326 feet into the air, and its dome is topped with more than 6,500 diamonds, rubies and other precious stones.  Singuttara Hill is also home of over 1000 Buddha images from various eras and many styles.
Tuesday's Fountain
After we arrived at the grounds and removed our shoes and socks, we walked into a large area of brilliance. Some structures were gold and bejeweled, and others were dazzling white.  When the bright white struck Sally’s eyes, her first thought was that she needed to put on her sunglasses – but her sunglasses were already on and the scene was stunning!  Although a short description of the ancient pagoda sounds as if this is one isolated structure, we received a map as we entered the grounds.  The map identifies and describes at least 20 structures, and there were other things to see as well.
Kay had told us that our feet would not be burned by hot pavement there because we would walk on white marble, which would absorb most of the heat.  This proved to be true.  He said that the reason shoes are removed is because visitors to the Buddha try to achieve mindfulness, which comes from all directions including from below, through the feet.  We needed to clear our minds.  Believers bring gifts to Buddha, especially water or flowers.  As we walked, we could see water fountains beside statues of Buddha, with labels such as “Saturday” by the fountain.  Kay said that, if you were born on Saturday, you should go to that fountain, use a cup by the water, and then pour water from the cup over the Buddha’s head or shoulders.  (Sally guessed that she might have been born on a Tuesday and poured water from that fountain onto a Buddha as others were doing, but it turns out that both she and Jesse were born on Thursdays.)  While walking around in that area, we talked to others in our tour group.  Sally found that one woman was very familiar with Monmouth and Galesburg, Illinois; she had almost attended Monmouth College, and her brother lives in Galesburg.  (“It’s a small world, after all!”)
On Singuttara Hill
At this pagoda, we also used a restroom.  Although Sally took the camera with her this time, this toilet was of the western type – so no interesting photo.
From here, our bus took us on to the Chaukhtatgyi Pagoda.  There, after again removing shoes and socks, we viewed the huge Reclining Buddha, housed beneath a large sheet metal roof.  The Buddha’s head reaches a height of about 2.5 stories, and he is positioned resting on his right side with toes together.  Three colors are used (besides white): blue, red, and yellow.  With the colors (such as a red mouth), our guide said that the Buddha’s face is almost like a woman’s, which is true.
Reclining Buddha
We hadn’t realized that there are several Reclining Buddha images in Asia, and Sally had thought that we had seen longest one in Thailand.  However, it turns out that the reclining Buddha in Thailand is only 46 meters long, and this one in Yangon, Myanmar is 66 meters (217 feet) long.  Still, the Yangon Buddha is not the biggest (or longest) in the world; the biggest (180 meters long) is in Mawlamyine, Myanmar – so big that it can be spotted from many miles away (apparently not being under a roof).
Yesterday and today, we frequently saw local women and a few men with white powder on their faces.  This is dried Thanaka cream, which has been used by Burmese for over 2,000 years, made by grinding the bark of a thanaka tree with a small amount of water.  Apart from cosmetic beauty, the cream also gives a cooling sensation and serves as a sunscreen.  It is believed to help remove acne and is an anti-fungal.
After seeing the reclining Buddha, we re-boarded our bus for our return to the ship, again fourth in a convoy of four buses.  Interestingly, riding motorcycles has been outlawed in the city of Yangon.  However, outside the city, they are everywhere.  At one point, a motorcycle driver (with his brother on the seat behind him) made a left turn onto our road, apparently intending to merge in front of our bus.  Despite our bus driver’s honking in warning, the motorcycle hit the side of our bus.  Then we stopped for 5 to 10 minutes, while our driver and then Kay left the bus to speak with the motorcycle driver.  When Jesse asked Kay about the problem, he replied that the motorcycle driver wanted money for damages; however, Kay had seen the accident and that the motorcycle driver was to blame.  There is no insurance in Myanmar, so the motorcycle driver will have to pay for repairs out of his own pocket.
Canute and Julie had been on a bus yesterday that hit a car.  Canute, who was sitting in the front of the bus where he could prop up his bad leg, was thrown into the stairwell, which was 2 or 3 steps below the level of the aisle.  Fortunately, he wasn’t badly hurt, just somewhat bruised.  If he had been seriously hurt, he would have been on his own for expenses because it wasn’t like being in the U.S. (or Canada, where he lives).
We arrived back at the pier soon after 1:30 PM, in time for lunch in the café, where we sat at a table with Kath and Gordon.  When we compared our experiences in Myanmar over the past two days, Gordon said that yesterday their guide was also a lawyer; he said that, although Myanmar has courts, the military can overrule any court decision if they desire so that courts are useless.
At 6:00 PM the Insignia left the Myanmar dock.  Soon after that, we were swimming for a half hour in the pool, finishing again in the dark.  Later, after dancing for a half hour, we set our clocks forward by one hour again before going to bed.